Coney Island Memories on Memorial Day!

Happy Memorial Day Family!

Today I am going to the home of two of my closest friends for dinner this Memorial Day Weekend. Yesterday I went to Coney Island with girlfriend Deb to catch some sun and to get frog's legs!!! YUMMY!!!! For those of you that AREN'T NYC Natives....Coney Island is the last old time amusement park left in New York City. It's roots stretch back to the early 1900's....Coney Island was just purchased by a private developer and is set to be shut down after this summer to undergo a massive renovation. Of course for us old timers....GASP!!!! DID I JUST SAY THAT????? This is the end of an magical era for us! When I was a teenager the big thing after church was to change out of your "Easter Clothes" and put on your fresh new Easter Kicks to venture way out to Brooklyn to go to Coney Island!!!!

You could hang out (or under) the boardwalk, ride the world famous Cyclone Rollercoaster (The last wooden roller coaster in America...I think)...lol...(my mom tells a great story about how when she was much younger she and her friends would hang out at Coney Island and get drunk and ride the Cyclone...one of her friends would snatch her wig of and wave it in the air at the top of the first drop!!!) or ride the slightly less scary Thunderbolt Rollercoaster (before it burned down). An early favorite of mine and my best buddy Tommy Brock, was a ride called the "Hell Hole" it was a big, tall, cylinder and the riders lined up against the wall, then the room began to spin and we found ourselves pinned to the wall ala centrifugal force! My more creative friends (Tommy) were able to find a way to scale themselves up to the top of the cylinder and as the ride slowed to a stop...they would just slide down the wall!!! It always made me feel weird...like my heart was gonna jump out of my chest...but we were totally addicted to it. You could ride the HUGE Wonder Wheel...(it was a ferris wheel and you were a TOTAL punk if you didn't ride in one of the "swinging" cars (I was terrified of heights so this was always a problem for me!). And if you were one of the "cool people" you had to ride the Himalaya (with the live deejay! spinning the most popular tunes during the ride!) and then YOU ABSOLUTELY LOST YOUR MIND WHEN THE RIDE WENT BACKWARDS!!!!! Actually GOING on the beach was not an option on Easter (No one wanted to mess up their new kicks!) but I loved playing the water gun games or a little Skee-Ball (Remember THAT?) to try and win a stuffed animal. We always had to finish the day by stopping by the Eldorado and riding the Bumper Cars. We filled up on Cotton Candy (Yuck! Never a favorite of mine), fresh corn on the cob dripping with butter, Grilled Italian Sausages with onions & peppers, Italian Ices.....and for me...the whole point of my visit was to stop off at Nathan's and get me an order of fried frog's legs to eat on the long train ride home.

Coney Island, even at the peak of it's "seediness"...lol has always been a special treat for me, my family and most of my friends growing up. I know this for a fact because as I was exiting the station to head to the boardwalk....I ran into my mom and dad as they were entering the station to head back home...the beautiful weather brought up the same urgings in them!

We stayed for about 3 hours and hung out on the boardwalk trying to get a lil tan, the weather was a glorious 80 degrees at the shore. My friend and I walked along the boardwalk and then through Astroland Park to head back to the train station. I reminisced about and era that I could just feel coming to a close. I am sure the new Coney Island will be fantastic....probably with more glitz and glamour than Vegas and just as highly priced full of expensive condos & probably a casino or two....but I wonder where that will leave all of the "little people" like myself who enjoy the memories of childhood that a trip to Coney Island stirs up for me. Will the low and middle income folks still be able to come out and enjoy a day at the beach and the amusement park & (which is currently affordable to most...but probably will NOT be after the renovation).

Guess I'll just have to wait and see. I will admit it....I AM excited though!

How are YOU spending your Memorial Day Weekend?

Peace & Blessings Ya'll

"The litmus test of a man's character is praise."

Well Call Me Surprised!!!

I am still stunned at last week's American Idol results! Has America LOST IT'S MIND????? There is just no way that Melinda Doolittle shouldn't be in the final two....It would have been SOOOOOOOO interesting to watch.

HEY YA'LL!!!!! was I the only one that caught that little goof by Ryan Seacrest before they went to commercial??? They had just finished airing Blake's returning home footage and Ryan said "After the break...Melinda goes home" just before they went to commercial I noticed that Melinda's head jerked up like something bit her. I remember looking at my friend Debbie and saying..."well what in the hell does THAT mean"? And Debbie said...maybe they're going to show clips of her in her hometown"....hmmm...perhaps he MEANT to say "After the break...Melinda goes BACK home." And then right after that she gets eliminated. Sounds like a funky freudian slip to me.

I am totally disgusted with this turn of events...it gives the whole show a really cheesy feel. If it's a just a popularity contest the quality of singers that will continue to come out and audition will seriously slip.

I really wonder what's next for American Idol...The franchise has to run out of steam at some point....how do you keep it interesting? I know!!!! How about an American Idol: Silver Fox Edition??? We all know there are some SERIOUS singers out there who could show these youngsters how to really put it down!!

I have been predicting for many weeks now that Jordin Sparks would be the next American Idol (the child has a good voice that will be MAGNIFICENT with a few years training AND she has the face of an angel AND she's a F.A.T. girl to boot!) but hell, if Blake can beat out Melinda...It's anybody's guess.

I ain't saying another word except to say that Melinda is going to have a phenomenal career...trust me.

Smootches!

Greatness comes by a thing seen, heard, read or something inside and then God wraps it and presents it to society.

American Idol & Lakisha Jones

What's up Family!

Sorry I haven't blogged in awhile....those of you that know me, know that I have been on the road casting Mo'Nique's F.A.T. Chance 2007 and blogging on the road can be EXPENSIVE!!!

Anyway, I have been checking out American Idol religiously (a first for me!) and was rather dismayed that Lakisha got the boot last week and not the human beat box...Blake. Although I though Lakisha didn't perform as well as she could have....the beat box thing is beginning to grate on my nerves....DOES HE HAVE TO DO IT ON EVERY SONG????? It gets real tired and corny real quickly.

No matter though....unless Jordin & Melinda muck things up really badly....Blake is the next to go.

I really believe in my heart that Jordin will win this if Melinda doesn't sing from the bottom of her soul next week. Jordin LOOKS like the American Idol and whoever is grooming her....is doing an excellent job.

This one will come down to Youth (Jordin) -vs- Experience (Melinda).

And it will probably be too close to call.

I'll be really surprised if Blake doesn't go home next.

Smootches!

"Ambition is the last refuge of Failure."

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I Love New York - Season Finale

Did you all check out the season finale of "I Love New York? I know I wasn't the only person watching (I will admit....it's my latest "Guilty Pleasure"..lol). Didn't you just LOVE watching New York instigate a fight between Tango and Chance and then step back and act like she didn't understand what or why stuff was going awry????? She's priceless.

As bad as she (New York) is though...isn't it funny that she is oh so very "hood" in her proclimations of being fearless and being the HBIC (Head Bitch In Charge)...bladdah...bladdah...bladdah....she appears to be AFRAID or better yet...SCARED SH*TLESS OF ANYTHING THAT ISN'T HUMAN??????...It doesn't matter whether it's dogs, horses, dolphins, bees (okay...so I'm a punk when it comes to bees too!), mosquitoes...flies....the very sight of ANY of them is enough for her to break into hysterics...lol.

Now onto the "dinner" upon arrival....I thought that Chance had been acting like a child the ENTIRE show....(A cutie...but a bully...so that makes him less cute in my eyes). The whole attempt to "Out" 12-pack was bad enough but attack on Mr. Boston disturbed me....it looked like a lynch mob to me and it wasn't funny in the least (I dunno...after that last attack...I probably would have hid a knife somewhere close too!) and I am SURE that Chance wouldn't have thought it to be so funny had it been him being attacked (Hello?). The boxing event was ridiculous too....at the end I was relieved that she was letting him go (actually, I dunno why he stayed as long as he did...the whole nose picking thing would have been enough for me to eliminate him)....they might have tried to tar and feather him the next time....anyhoo...back to Chance....

The shattering of the glass, the drink splashing all over Tango and his proclimation of "I'll Cut You Up!!" was enough for me to think...."This broad is nuts if she chooses this sociopath!!!"....I thought it was cool that Tango managed to hold his temper and not take a swing at Chance (But I gotta tell you in the back of my mind....I am doubting if he has any "real scrapping skills" at all....hmmmmmm)

And lastly....Sigh....the clothing.

Was it me or did Chance look like a little boy wearing his father's suit???? LOL and I hated that wavy/slick/cut up hairstyle he had...it just looked wrong to me. I loved his reaction after he got eliminated and she wanted him to kiss her and give her some love...."what? Nah...girl you crazy....you got the lips you chose right over there....go get some love from him" (or something like that)" and then the classic "Fuck that B*tch" and then telling America that he "Tapped that ass".

Nice.

And TANGO????? WTF????

WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE THINKING ABOUT WHEN HE PUT THAT AWFUL OUTFIT TOGETHER????? He looked like Sky Masterson from "Guys & Dolls" in that blue pinstripe suit with a RED AND WHITE BARBERPOLE/PEPPERMINT STICK STRIPE TIE & HANDKERCHIEF?????? huh??? I kept waiting for him to break into "Luck Be A Lady" (btw...for all of you NON-MUSICAL THEATER PEOPLE!!!! LOL...Sky Masterson is the character that a very young Marlon Brando played in the movie version of "Guys & Dolls"). And I swear ya'll he makes me want to smack his hat right off his damn head....who in the world wears a hat that is cocked so far to the right that it's hanging onto his friggin ear???????!

And, I am not even going to TOUCH the "marriage proposal" (did she make like...a hundred faces before saying yes???..lol) until after I see the reunion show.

I'm glad it's over....cuz now I'm storing up popcorn for Charm School in the next week or so.

Will Keep you posted as usual!

Smootches!

Attitudes are like clothes...so decide to dress for success.

American Idol & I Love New York

YO PEEPS!!!! Please tell me that someone has been watching American Idol besides me...SANJAYA MALAKAR IS KILLING ME!!!!!!! Absolutely SLAYING ME!!!! I think that it is hysterical that he is still on this show with his non-singing behind!!! For Real!!! Doesn't he remind you of the kid with the tracheotomy hole in his throat from season 5??? Kevin Covais....I couldn't figure out why he even made it to the top 10 and the same holds true for Sanjaya. A cutie no doubt but he couldn't sing his way out of a paper bag. But I think the most hysterical thing for me is this:

For the last two weeks...."America" if you will, has been dead on with the voting...The week before last when Stephanie Edwards got voted off....let's keep it real....although she's a better singer than Sanjaya....her song sucked that particular week and he surprised EVERYONE with his version of The Kinks "You Really Got Me"....he's not much of a singer but he performed the HELL out of that song and I truly believe that's why he skated by on that particular occasion...and then this past week....uh....Chris Sligh??? Sorry...ya'll in my opinion...he should have been gone with that Schlocky/Syrupy Sweet/Up With People version of Endless Love!!! I swear I could have slit my wrists with THAT one but he really took me out of here when he ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED The Police's "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" YUCK!!!! He deserved to get the boot this week....sorry.

And The Mowhawk???? YA'LL KNOW the stylists' for American Idol are having a Field's Day with Sanjaya....I bet Ya'll he'll have a china doll bob with a bang next week.

Stay Tuned!!!

Oh Yeah....Am I the only one who noticed from the extra scenes episode of "I Love New York" that Tango had TUSSY Deodorant in his cabinet when he was supposedly packing his bags??? Remember THAT stuff from yo' grandma's house??? Right on the shelf next to the Dixie Peach Bergamot hair pomade??

WHAT BROTHER DO YOU KNOW THAT'S WALKING AROUND ROCKING TUSSY???? ROFLMAO!!!!

He must be funky as hell by now.

Smootches Ya'll!!

Don't let embarrassment stop the best laid plans for your life by God.